Teach You The Keys Wiki

Teach You The Keys
Teach You The Keys is a name given to the chronicles of Zosimos Q. Cosmos and his allies and detractors. Since its creation in 2007 there have been over 20 online episodes to view filmed by Zosimos and two documentary movies, along with countless one off films by those involved.

Locations:

 * Gold Industries
 * Cosmos Farms
 * Lucifer Industries
 * Bayou Industries
 * Unknown Forest
 * Wei-Long Dong Corporation
 * Platinum Pleasure Industries

Documentaries and Films:

 * Teach You The Keys (Series)
 * Gold Locket
 * Double Vision
 * Gold Industries Promotional CD-ROM (1998)

Important Objects and Weapons:

 * Goldina
 * Crasyte
 * X
 * Host 2.0
 * Peen Launcher 3000
 * Lube Launcher
 * Great Black Sword
 * Velbon 4000
 * Velbon 5000
 * Eye of Sorrow