Cheeses Malone

John "Cheeses" Malone
John "Cheeses" Malone is a mob boss and cheese connoisseur that runs Platinum Pleasures Industries. Malone purchased an old defunct cheese shop and turned it into a base of operations for his company in the late 1990's. Malone primarily steals other adult companies designs for sex toys and sends them overseas to be mass produced for his own company.

Malone has a strange penchant for exotic and expensive cheeses, including moose and giraffe varieties. Malone has been on record for spending upwards of $10,000 for a block of rare cheese. Malone puzzlingly smokes the cheeses like a cigar, then consumes them for pleasure.

While much of his operations are shrouded in mystery, it is known that he deals almost exclusively with the chinese based Wei-Long Dong Corporation.

He hires defunct mobsters for his operation, and it was revealed that in 2016 Agent 2 (Clancy Thomas) was hired under Platinum Pleasures.