Teach You The Keys (Series)

The Teach You The Keys web series began it's life on the internet around May of 2007, after leaving his grandfather's farm. It failed to achieve the reaction Zosimos Cosmos (The Host) was hoping for. Each episode mainly focuses on how to be good at an aspect of everyday life. It usually ends with The Host getting hurt and yelling, "shut the camera off". He has made a number of episodes, shorts, and specials, all of which are listed below. Not all are available on the internet.

Made in 2007

 * 1) How To Play Basketball
 * 2) Unloading Paint and Flowers from a Truck
 * 3) Eating a Ding Dong
 * 4) Finding Women on the Internet
 * 5) Closing a Garage Door
 * 6) Using a Cell Phone
 * 7) Swinging In a Swing
 * 8) Talking To People On The Street
 * 9) Replacing Corn Cobs
 * 10) Starting a Fire
 * 11) Making Soup
 * 12) Unloading Mulch
 * 13) Making a Lay-up in Basketball
 * 14) Getting Rid of Weeds
 * 15) Talking To Birds
 * 16) Singing Like Stephanie
 * 17) Driving By Like a Trucker
 * 18) How To Talk To Strangers
 * 19) Throwing a Gigantic Frisbee
 * 20) Sledding In The Spring Time
 * 21) Using Deodorant

Made In 2011

 * 1) Bubbles
 * 2) Trash

Shorts

 * 1) TYTK Promo (2007)
 * 2) Send In Your Ideas (2007)
 * 3) Advert (2007)
 * 4) Frog Baby (2007)
 * 5) Clint Eastwood (2007)
 * 6) Let's Get It On (2007)
 * 7) Music Is My Radar (2007)
 * 8) I'm The Scat Man (2007)
 * 9) All The Host Things (2008)

Specials

 * 1) Winter Special- Sledding In a Sled (2009)
 * 2) The Summer Selections